Birthday cake

I used to be a cake decorator I was the best there was. and thats a fact.

and yes i cut my cake with a meat cleaver. do you have a problem with that?

Chicken Katsu Don with a side of Miso Soup and some Hot Sake

This one is for Olivia, who is a secret fan of this blog. For you I give you the meal I had at "Go" the other night an amazing bowl of Chicken Katsu Don.

Enjoy

NACHOS

This mexican dinner is for Mr.Peerless who as his name suggests is without peers, however I was fortunate enough to share a plate of nachos with him.

They were the best nachos ever to be tasted by man.

Dog Food

Yeah thats a femur bone, my dog totally chews on those. He earns them not like that dog in "The Burbs" who just happened to find one.

Three Martini Lunch

This one is for Katie, who we all know has a problem...

Frozen Chicken Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and a side of Broccoli

My thoughts on microwaveable dinners is if you eat one you also have to consume a six pack of shitty beer, and eat it with a plastic spork.

Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwich with chips and a juice box

Who the fuck doesn't love a quality PB&J? seriously.

this one is for all the kids

I don't like PB&J. seriously, I don't.